Just For Fun

“Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches ‘sammies,’ ‘sandoozles,’ or ‘Adam Sandlers.’ Air conditioners are ‘cool blasterz.’ I call cakes ‘big ol’ cookies.’ I call noodles ‘long-ass rice.’ Fried chicken is ‘fry-fry chicky-chick.’ Chicken parm is ‘chicky-chicky-parm-parm.’ Chicken cacciatore? ‘Chicky-cach.’ I call eggs...

“Everyday I start by hitting up Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. Sometimes, I like to throw in LinkedIn, for the professional shawties. Then I like to go on Reddit. Reddit is great because it has all the important links. Wikipedia! Mankind’s greatest invention. You can learn about anything. Take Ray J for example. We all know he’s a singer,...

“Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll-Up.” (Episode 1.1, “The Pilot”) mann hindi mo...

“You can’t say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake. That’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.” (Episode 2.10, “Hunting Trip”) Raja full mo...

“The four sweetest words in the English language: you wore me down. ” (Episode 4.15, “Dave Returns”) Taal Full Mo...

“If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.” (Episode 5.7, “Leslie vs. April”) Zameen Full Mo...

“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.” (Episode 2.8, “Ron and Tammy”) hum saath saath hain full mo...